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by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

You wouldn't have to worry

About your kids getting stabbed by me

Hym "If you weren't trying to steal from me. You wouldn't have to worry about it. And now that you know where I am.... You're not. You are perfectly willing to sacrifice someone else's kid so that you don't have to participate in giving me the credit and the money I deserve and I'm still not seeing the ads for the META time machine or the X teleporter. There is a reason those companies have one thing and not the others. My choice, my risk created that AI and THEY are interchangeable. If the consequences of that choice are a kike stealing from me... Then there are no consequences. It's just a jew being a jew. So, I'll take my money now and if I can't get to a kid or a the money then definitely kill jew-kids."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

I hope you get Sepsis

When your hb loads 1TB of rule 34 on your chromebook, and it pisses you off

Jon: nigga, what did you do to my chromebook when I was gone...

Dan: I loaded 1TB of Rule 34 on it!

Jon: I hope you get Sepsis...

by BigBoyEatz July 31, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 31, 2025

I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025