The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

shivell shit face

somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.

I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Rainbow Shit

A stool with substantial length and exit velocity, causing one to ponder butt sex while finishing their time on the toilet.

He: "Man that rainbow shit made me look at Steven differently."
Her: "Ugh why are guys so gay"

by dogroastias March 16, 2021

Betrayal Shit

When you go to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dammit Tim, whenever I laugh at your horrible jokes I get the betrayal shits.

by SUDONYMMUTHAFUCKA February 17, 2015

shit of power

shit of power is when you shit so much your toilet clogs

i just shit of powered my toilet

by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

Lose my shit

To break down

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.

by The real him March 13, 2023