The highly erotic act of being filmed while receiving a handjob on the penis from one hand, whilst also receiving a handjob on the penis-hat from the other hand. The camera is angled from above in such a way that the human-penis ejaculate appears to be cumming from the hat-penis.
This activity is performed on a daily basis by many.
This activity is performed on a daily basis by many.
“Bro I saw that video of you, how the fuck did your hat cum on that girl’s face??”
“It’s the Dirty William dude, look it up. Everybody’s doing it.”
“It’s the Dirty William dude, look it up. Everybody’s doing it.”
by Karotix5 March 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Williammug. 
The scum of the earth, he is a rare being called the "Saltasaurus" who tends to live in and around lakes. The term "Willy Hawk" can be used to determine how gay someone is, "on a scale of 1 - Willy Hawk, how gay are you?"
by nijack May 1, 2016
Get the William Hawksworthmug. Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!
by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024
Get the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAFmug. Guy 1: Damn, that dude's hair is redder than mars.
Guy 2: I know, and his accent is british as hell!
Guy 1: Must be a Charlie Williams.
Guy 2: I know, and his accent is british as hell!
Guy 1: Must be a Charlie Williams.
by Novinity May 4, 2022
Get the Charlie Williamsmug. 
by The Smeggs December 20, 2019
Get the William Matchesmug.