twat waffle

a vagina

"you stupid twat waffle"

twat waffle by kooljay August 14, 2009

vineyard waffle 

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream

i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there

vineyard waffle by Bestmedicevah March 4, 2009

twat waffle

This is a dumb cunt that doesn't know up from down and screws over people 24/7 to get her way.

Gosh that twat waffle just got the answers to the test and started making out with my bestfriend

twat waffle by Maddux03 May 12, 2009

douche waffle 

when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it

i soo fucking douche waffled that girl like there was no tomoroow

douche waffle by Funndguy August 14, 2010

twat waffle

a female body part that smells like ass a.k.a. vagina. Or someone who is just a faggot

"what a twat waffle you are"

twat waffle by gregorous January 6, 2008

twat waffle

noun- a person who performs oral sex on their partner and expects nothing in return.

Boomer: "I ate maggie out last night" Chris: "Did she suck your dick?" Boomer: "Nope" Chris: "Fucking twat waffle"

twat waffle by Regnarg Sirch May 11, 2009

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

eggotistical waffle by Papa Dub March 9, 2008