Bone stupid

Stupid. Just stupid. Stupid to the bone. Stupid like you are because you are too stupid to know what bone stupid is.

Oh my god, just ignore Catherine. She is bone stupid.

by BoneDaddy287 May 29, 2018

bone tag

To play "bone tag" is to have a series of missed calls and/or text messages with a person you are attempting to engage in sexual acts.

Jessica and I were playing bone tag all weekend. It never ended up happening, but she says she's going to be at this party tonight.

by jamjamjamjam April 25, 2009

Bone Job

Bone+Job (verb) when a woman stores bones in one's mouth from eating boney meat such as chicken or ribs and performs oral sex on a male with the bones still in the mouth.

Guy 1: " Duude Shannon gave me a bone job last night in my camaro!"

Guy 2: " That sounds awful."

by KrazyeBone187 March 11, 2009

ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007

ate the bones

To go so fucking HAM that you have no recollection of what just happened and what kind of crazy shit you just did to yourself. Alcohol, weed, molly, yay yay, bones. wasted, black out, ham

"Dude what just happened last night"
"I think I ate the bones..."

by Anteezy June 3, 2013

pointing bones

two simetrical female bones located in the front of the body, just above the pelvis, on both sides of the stomach, below the lovehandles. it is mainly used by men worlwide in order to locate the woman's "private" area, hence the pointing bones.
the hottest the woman is the more noticeable the pointing bones are.

it was so dark, i had to use the pointing bones in order to touch her pu***...

by rabban LEEN June 11, 2006

Funny Boning

An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.

Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!

by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009