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Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
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Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
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Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
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