ur dad straight

The opposite of ur mom gay.

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u

by dumbbrickxd November 28, 2018

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angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

by harold slikk September 16, 2014

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We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!

My dad is the world's best dad!

by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020

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Dos Dad Sams

A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.

Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer June 11, 2018

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Disapproving Dad Syndrome

Disapproving Dad Syndrome(DDS) refers to the situation in which your partner's dad(Usually a female partner) disapproves of the relationship between you and your daughter. Has several magnitudes ranging from mild annoyance to full-out disallowing her to see you.

"Man, I met Sarah's parents and her dad just sat there and stared at me. I think I've got a good case of Disapproving Dad Syndrome."

"Michelle's parents forbade her to see me! Major DDS!"

by JoeyJo0 May 20, 2012

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