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Poop-noose

The poop-noose is the opening where the gastrointestinal tract ends and exits the body. The poop-noose starts at the bottom of the rectum, the last portion of the colon (large intestine). The anorectal line separates the poop-noose from the rectum. Tough tissue called fascia surrounds the poop-noose and attaches it to nearby structures.
That charmin ultra is really nice on the old poop-noose!
by Alto_Shock May 4, 2021
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poop server

Noun
A client or server on the internet that takes forever to do the simple task of uploading or downloading small bits of data.
John: "Here's a pic of my trip!"
Mike: "...Where's the picture?"
John: "The poop server isn't sending it!"
by YAYSUU June 4, 2021
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ur a poop

Saying told by a girl named jana directed to her friends
Jana: "ur a poop"
Amdrea: "no ur a poo"
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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Poop Stinky

Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!

Dad: Wow son, very cool.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019
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Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.
"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"
by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023
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Oopy poop

When you did a poop and you scream ooooopyyyyy dadddyyyyy while on top
Me: agahahahahahshsshus I can’t stop pooping
Bae: ahahahshshs this oopy poop is to much to handle
by Oopy poop December 2, 2021
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