pees

a word to express a laugh when something is really funny or embarrassing a similar word is lmao

person 1: MY DOG JUST MADE A BACKFLIP

person 2: PEES OMG WHAT

by louisfairylight May 21, 2021

Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.

"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."

by Ye gods December 20, 2015

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

pee pee poo poo

this are the famous words that baby kata said in his song "pee pee poo poo". this words are very heartfelt for him as when he was in a relashionship, but it was toxic, he flushed them away like pee and poo.

Person 1- Mommy i did a pee pee poo poo on the floor!
Person 2- That is gross *slaps*

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021

Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016

Sucking a pee pee

To become a warrior by being in a club

Josh sucking a pee pee is totally normal. Especially if it is Trump’s

by Ceeeeej69 May 4, 2018

Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023