Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’
Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018
Get the Base My Ballsmug. by Roboflexible September 4, 2016
Get the plant-basedmug. The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023
Get the Based Misogyny Paradoxmug. 1: someone lacking in skill or strategy of video games
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general
"dude i just pwned that danner based player in the face with my shotgun"
that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player
that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player
by landies41 April 23, 2007
Get the danner based playermug. When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019
Get the Turn-based equalitymug. The opposite of a basket case.
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
by el_OS June 21, 2024
Get the casket basemug. Pol Pot is based!
by Trollpotfan1976 January 18, 2022
Get the Basedmug.