by sweetnsassi February 21, 2010
The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.
Retarded animal babies rocks my world.
Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
by Who cares? October 10, 2005
I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"
"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."
"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."
by CFK2009 November 02, 2009
by Tw4 February 23, 2018
The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.
John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.
by Samarium November 23, 2020
Argh its a mojo retard
by bazcazmmaz March 10, 2014
when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other
as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 05, 2009