prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.

Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.

by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020

coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.

WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me

by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018

youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.

Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”

by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021

protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

by Tree trunks June 24, 2014