Poo peck

A subsitution used by your Czech grandmother when she can't call you a pain in the arse.

"Little poo peck! Stop running in the house!"

by Nothingtosee May 31, 2017

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

whookie poo

Away of saying "let's get it on" that doesn't offend females. In fact they find it cute.

Let's find a place to park, hop in the back seat, and whookie poo.

by Patrick Kinne January 11, 2008

poo-froth

An aggregation of bubbles around the anus, resulting from the release of super moist flatulence.

Oh my! This poo-froth has colored my undies a chocolatey brown!

by Professor Dumpypants March 25, 2010

Poo Shark

A shark made out of poo.

Ha, Poo Shark fell down the stairs.

by adwaw October 24, 2011

ch-poo

a fucked up way of mispronouncing the acronym j/k
mostly used by students in sunnyvale california, specially fremont high school

guy one: hey fuck you ch-poo
guy 2: hahaha you're gay ch-poo

by xyz45678 October 4, 2009

Poo-Sack

A bean bag, grey in colour, conspicuously marked, ie. with faecal stains as well as reproductive stains, that is over 15 years old.

It is essential to the achievement of saying the word "Naarnnnnggg correctly.

Man, I was over dere, sittin' on dat dere Poo-Sack when I saw sum quantum fyzix shit rite dere mandem, fook me!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle January 17, 2010