trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

Plucky Poo

A gripping or lifting utensil used to move, rotate, and turn a steak, fish, or other protein with delicate precision on a grilling surface.

I used my plucky poos to pick a well-done steak off the grill.

by Zigfried Smurdlap October 25, 2010

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015

poo-snacker

someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo-snacker in Holding Cell 2!

by Makers Mark August 22, 2007