piss reciept

When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.

Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.

by gargoyle1000 August 16, 2011

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Piss of Excellence

Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!

Can anyone make the Piss of Excellence?

by The GarrBear November 27, 2011

Piss sack

Another word for bladder,

Another way of saying that sucks

An abbreviation For that is TAPS (Thats A Piss Sack)

1. Well... gotta empty out the piss sack
2. You cant come? thats a piss sack

by brroweni November 28, 2011

piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.

(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.

by Shakesfear October 20, 2012

Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

by jobrien80 October 1, 2012

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013