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Poon Piper 

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.
Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.
Poon Piper by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012
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The Piper is a metaphorical figure, like the Grim Reaper, who represents karma, accountability, a final reckoning for one's misdeeds, in short He Who Must Be Paid. He appears on your doorstep in motley, wearing bells and a foolscap. You can run from him but you can't hide--sooner or later he will find you and make you pay for your antics.
"Joe thought he could bang that ugly girl and then slip away in the morning and never have to deal with her again. Now she's calling him ten times a day. Joe's paying the Piper."
The Piper by sparkhammer March 26, 2013

Squeaky Pipeline 

When one person sits on the toilet taking a crap, and another person sits on his or her shoulders and is also taking a crap, while screaming like a goose (hence the term “squeaky pipeline”. The crap from the person on their shoulders will then slide down the back of the person who is sitting on the toilet, and fall into the toilet bowl.
That squeaky pipeline shit is nasty.
Squeaky Pipeline by JewGasser69 November 18, 2019

Hay river pipecleaner 

repeated ass-to-mouth until the anus has become pure and clean.
Cheryl ran out of toilet paper, so i gave her the hay river pipecleaner.

Dakota Access Pipeline 

When you have a prolapsed anus and you insert it into a vagina and shit
"ey brotamo I gave La-a a Dakota access pipeline last night. I probably will never see her again

Suka-maya-pipee 

A traditional Italian take on the term “let us eat!” Using this term in an Italian restaurant is sure to award you with envious stares as the people around you marvel at your incredible knowledge of Italian culture, a waiter would most likely come to you and “say, sir/ma’am, please leave the restaurant.” Don’t be alarmed as he/she is only doing so with the hopes of having a chat with you outside to try and drink from the vast Sea of knowledge that is your brain.
Cuntured fellow: my me, what a fantastic meal this is going to be Suka-maya-pipee everyone!

Woman: oh my I’m so aroused, such a cuntured fellow!

Man: oh wow I’m so aroused, such a cultured fellow!”

Waiter: please leave this restaurant!