Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

Short Stack

A short, fat d*ck

"I got that IHOP d*ck, she call me short stack"
-TMG

by Xxfly December 19, 2022

Short

The amount of time left to live due to the Corona virus

Doc:You have a short amount of time to live
Person:Why?
Doc:sorry I have always want to say that.

by Strange death March 25, 2020

Short shorts day

the day you wear shorts on a cold winter.
30. NOV

Oh here we go again... ITS SHORT SHORTS DAY

by Anonym215 November 29, 2021

short

short = karolina andarza. 4’10 tiny woman.

have you seen becky? she’s so short. she’s like karolina.

by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023