Wet Mexican

Getting a lot of lube and a lot of oil and dousing oneself with it. Then pour the oil on a Latina girl and hit it from the back.

Yo bro I got that Rodriguez girl to give me a wet Mexican

by Browtf69 September 28, 2017

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

mexican junkyard

When you finish on a chick's back, then dump garbage on her.

Mexican Junkyard that hoe! Like, "Superman that hoe!"

by Yob Ajluos October 29, 2017

mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

by Vance Freeman May 29, 2017

mexican vader

Beter than Han Cholo

Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.

by NotTheJewishTaxCollector June 1, 2017

Mexican Weekend

Tacos in the front, anal in the back.

Ryan went to a party, blacked out from too much tequila, and had a Mexican Weekend.

by TLoos May 9, 2018

Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.

"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"

by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018