mexican workers

california pickers of spinach, kale, collards, and mustard greens..

going north on interstate 5 I see many mexican workers bent over, working hard to pick spinach for gringos back east...
Union pacific rail service has a fast train so New Yorkers & Shit-car-go-ians & cornhuskers can eat fresh!
Yo mama say eat yo spinach!!

mexican workers by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

Mexican Missile 

Scott Gomez, center for the NHL's New Jersey Devils, because he is the first NHL player of Mexican heritage.

"I got nicknamed the 'Mexican Missile' in juniors. I still get a laugh out of that." - Gomez, to ESPN the Magazine

Mexican Missile by Scott Niedermayer May 28, 2007

Mexican Orgy 

Group sex in the back of a moving pick-up tuck

I saw this Datsun on I-5 headed toward Escondido and there were 5 girls and 9 dudes having a Mexican orgy in the back of the pick up truck.

Mexican Orgy by PaulyM January 7, 2008

Mexican A Team 

a team of a few that do what many cant.

Yo, that Mexican A Team cut down that forest in 12 minutes.Dam, you think that'd take all day.

Mexican A Team by BC21286 May 22, 2006

mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

mexican tear maker by jaws June 11, 2006

Mexican Tail Whip

After performing anal sex with a condom, whip your partner across the face with the cum-filled, shit-covered condom. It may or may not be accompanied by the phrase "I challenge you to a duel!"

1. Last year on my trip to Mexico, a cute civilian, named Pedro, gave me a Mexican Tail Whip.

2. Jovce finally got into his girlfriend's ass. After finishing, and without her knowing, he performed the Mexican Tail Whip. He will never get a piece of that ass again.

Mexican Tail Whip by The Dragon Fam March 27, 2009

mexican blumpkin 

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.

I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.

mexican blumpkin by vexxie March 24, 2004