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Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine 

A thing that is a machine; it powers up every coin inserted. That machine will unleash the FG Punishment and will summon Garrett and his friends, JTOH difficulties, JJT difficulties, Logos, Klasky csupo effects, FG Numbers, and Googology Numbers. It even has Geometry dash difficulties.
Bernat: I'm powering up the Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine since Richard keeps offending Fictional Googology.
Richard: What-
Bernat: *Inserts 1.708e+29 coins*
Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine: 1.708e+29
Richard: Uh oh.

Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) 

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...

Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.
That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life

Devil’s Washing Machine 

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partners anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devils Washing machine, I was so excited!”

Mexican time machine 

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

Big John machine 

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
Big John machine by KC-130 October 7, 2025