Internet law which states, "Any conversation about gay marriage on an online forum will eventually end when someone mentions Sodom and Gomorrah, thus starting a new argument about biblical interpretation."
jeremy0: what do you all think about the new gay marriage decision in cali? I think it's a great step in the right direction.
b1go7ybastard: HASN'T ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH?!? ALL FAGGOTS ARE SINNERS! GOD SAYS SO! ITS RIGHT THERE READ THE BOOK
betterMinded: Sodom and Gomorrah is not a condemnation of homosexuality ...
EvenBetterMind: I invoke Seth's Law
b1go7ybastard: HASN'T ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH?!? ALL FAGGOTS ARE SINNERS! GOD SAYS SO! ITS RIGHT THERE READ THE BOOK
betterMinded: Sodom and Gomorrah is not a condemnation of homosexuality ...
EvenBetterMind: I invoke Seth's Law
by sumguysr August 5, 2008
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by lawman July 1, 2004
Get the Law Firmmug. by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021
Get the Homie’s Lawmug. 1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.
2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.
2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
by A For Anon April 6, 2008
Get the Martino's Lawmug. Used to describe girls who probably aren't all there but are really good at sex. Usually preceded by the word "fails" or "passes".
See that one over there in the New Age section wearing that tight skirt and tinfoil hat? I bet she passes Buckcherry's Law.
by Gimmickless January 15, 2008
Get the Buckcherry's Lawmug. 1. Buy high, Sell low
2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.
Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010
Get the Griffin's Lawmug. In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.
Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.
by brandonray March 13, 2009
Get the Barrel Lawmug.