Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

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Crash Landing

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.

Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.

by Show time October 7, 2008

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Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

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Land Yabby

Someone who is acting out of line in a spastic manner.

Calm down Ryan you fucken Land yabby

by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021

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La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.

Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time—
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.

by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017

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