Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

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Fore jumps

When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.

Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 4, 2021

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more more jump!

an idol group in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku consisting of a girl with a dream and three others who had given up theirs, minori hanasato, (simp) haruka kiritani, (the girl she simps for) airi momoi, (tsundere girl airi!!) and shizuku hinomori. (canonically prettiest character according to others and most of the girls have a crush on her) also they're poly methinks. there's something colopale won't tell us

jump! jump! more more jump!

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furious jumping

From "Poor Things", angry, athletic intercourse or just rough sex.

Billy: Why are you drenched in sweat? Jimmy: I have been over at Megan's, we have been furious jumping for the last 3 hours.

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time jump

The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.

Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.

"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."

"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."

"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."

by dukethejumper March 9, 2024

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