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New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.
Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.
“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night
by kucktricia December 2, 2025
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Jersey string cheese

When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it
"Hey babe, I got some jersey string cheese here for ya, come clean a nigga up
by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026
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The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
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Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.
What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze
by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025
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jersey tuck

jersey tuck is lover to joseph clemmons!! she is a preppy pookie bear wookie and doesnt like sour sweets. shes bestie westies with alyx wasabi apples and will die of pain of track and excess mountain dew.
by alex bolden March 5, 2025
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