jersha

The ultimate jew

"Don't you just hate Jersha"
"Yeah, he's so Jewish"

by Pookseythegreat May 18, 2014

jersey burner

When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.

I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner

by Serluke145 July 28, 2014

Jersey

Someone's name and phone number often used in flirtatious situations.

I was really feeling that girl from last night so you know I had to get her Jersey

I know we just met but I'm really enjoying your company. You should give me your Jersey, I'll call you tomorrow, and maybe we could go out sometime?

by Dzmusic September 8, 2014

Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.

"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."

by DanOShanter May 29, 2015

Jerd

Combination of a jock and nerd

Q: Describe yourself in one word.

A: Jerd.

by Juan Solo December 9, 2015

jerdumpkin

The act of jerking off and taking a dump at the same time

Bro the other day I gave myself the best jerdumpkin ever, who knew a dump could be so enjoyable

by Kcash28 April 21, 2016

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016