To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.
by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023
Get the Jelly Wellymug. This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.
Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!
by The real C mama January 7, 2022
Get the Jelly AFmug. When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013
Get the Jelly Sneezemug. by ellur September 14, 2025
Get the what the jellymug. When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
Get the Put that peanut butter on the jellymug. i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.
That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.
by The bag man carl September 2, 2015
Get the Corncob Jellymug.