Brain Cloud

A hangover that is so bad you can't even remember your phone number, pin number, etc.

I drank so much last night, I can't even remember where I parked. I've got some serious Brain Cloud today.

by B2thaHizo July 15, 2008

brain nuggers

A brain freeze that makes you stupid enough to say something like that.

I got brain ... nuggers, from that squishie.

by ~Dingo~ May 02, 2005

Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

by Card_Sultan May 12, 2015

brain hemmorage

when you ask an idiot to say a word and he says brain hemmorage

Just say a god damn word Brain hemmorage

by hfvu,ltcvbkjouy8t7fr6cvghbnmkj November 10, 2013

Smooth brain

In recent studies on the media dominating instant messaging platforms like Instagram, I have came to the conclusion that the media can have a negative effect on youth. The media is feeding these youth groups information that results in degrading of the brain. I dub this effect the “smooth brain” effect.

That teenage girl was poisoned by the media and she now suffers from a smooth brain.

by Dr. Wombology March 20, 2022

brain jerky

1. something that is mentally challenging.
2. anything that takes awhile to understand.

1. crossword puzzles and soduku are good brain jerky.
2. that smart payment plan was some brain jerky but now i'm saving money.

by david engelman May 18, 2008

brain wash

Two guys are getting hand jobs from a girl, and when they're about to cum, one guy shoves his dick in the girls left ear, and the other shoves his dick in her right ear.

This girl couldn't hear for a week after i gave her a brain wash

by coak October 24, 2006