One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.
by BiggestRich March 1, 2017
Get the rusty horse burger mug.A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
by Gore finger February 2, 2022
Get the When you're on a horse mug.A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021
Get the Giant Horse Vagina mug.A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.
THE CAT IS DEAD
(i killed it)
THE CAT IS DEAD
(i killed it)
by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022
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1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
Get the beat the third horse mug.A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
by afi GR October 21, 2010
Get the Deckers horse penis mug.It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.
Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
by K.C. Lime September 2, 2021
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