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Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.
If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee
by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020
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Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences
Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!
by Khemestry March 31, 2020
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Get in the fucking sea

When you’re on the South Coast, most notably Southsea, and someone is being a total din they should always be advised to get in the fucking sea
Boy is being a total din
Girl ‘get in the fucking sea’
by Naty D April 17, 2020
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get hitched

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.
by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020
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Get off at Haymarket

Using the 'withdrawal method' of contraception.

In Edinburgh, Scotland, Haymarket is a railway station arrived at just before the city's main station, Waverley. So by getting off at Haymarket you aren't going the full distance.
"Hey Enzio, I hear you got another bird pregnant, you should maybe get off at Haymarket"
by hIVh September 17, 2020
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Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ for your mom Joanna
by random_boiz October 1, 2020
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Get Fly or Die Trying

dress well or die trying to do it.
Bro get fly or die trying. If you not on that of timing get away from me.
by Official.mou October 12, 2020
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