band fucker

1. a member of high school society that is sexually

involved with band members, but not actually a band

member themself

2. a socially aquaward high schooler who doesnt fit in

with any other "click" in the system, but doesnt have

enough musical ability to become a musical prodigy

Human 1: Damn, that girl is FINE!
Human 2: Dude, she is a band fucker, you dont want to tap that! You know how they pass them around . . .

(over phone) . . . I think I want to become a band fucker. The horns and string players this year are really hot!

by KaDizzel Fizzel September 29, 2009

Tucker Fucker

One who is too tired during intercourse to contribute energy to the activity.

Bitch was so close to passing out, I had to tucker fucker!

by Cockmagpie June 18, 2012

bad mother fucker

a tough guy,someone to be respected and feared

Rambo is a bad mother fucker

by MOB Evilone February 24, 2005

Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Captain Pussy Fucker

Legendary llama of the Half-Life modification "Team Fortress Classic" well-known for his binds i.e. "take that ya son of a bitch" and known for being banned off almost every TFC server as of 2005.

Captain Pussy Fucker, please stop teamshooting.

by Chuck Bronson April 3, 2005

bi-friend-fucker

when you have known someone of the same sex for many years and do sexual favors for eachother, without feeling gay about it. for males it's usually sucking eachother or jerking eachtother off. to help not feel gay about this, try watching porn while they suck or jerk you. for women, usually they use dildos or finger or lick eachother. once again, use porn to help.

guy 1: hey you want to go down to your basement and do a little something something?

guy 2: i guess so, let me just grab my ipod.

guy 1: why?

guy 2: so i can watch this milf suck this guys dick POV so i dont feel gay.

guy 1: good idea.

guy 1 is a bi-friend-fucker.

by fabledman November 22, 2009

potato fucker

1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit

Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!

by Kyle Wesley Lutes January 2, 2005