as a friend 

means you can buy me things, put up with my bullshit, but you ain't getting laid.

Oh Steve, I just think of you as a friend, not someone I'd fuck or want to see naked.

as a friend by steve May 28, 2004

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

Google is your friend by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011

as a friend 

The three words that let you know that your (near) intimate relationship has come to an end. Usually delivered from female to male, it is the defining phrase that lets the "dropped" individual finally know that it is OVER.

Donna told him gently, "Dave, you know that I have always been very fond of you; but, now, I want to continue our relationship as just a friend."

as a friend by Joe Neubarth March 29, 2005

Plastic friend 

A fake friend. Someone who will never have your back and turn on you for a dollar.

I'm done with you, your such a plastic friend

Plastic friend by Dodo November 29, 2016

crackhead friend 

The crackhead friend is the most annoying, hyper, loud, funny, and caring friend in a group.

Random person: why is she always so hyper and loud
Friend in the group: because she’s the crackhead friend!!

crackhead friend by taytay7 December 7, 2019

Boy best friend

A boy best friend will be there for you, someone you can tell everything to. He knows the difference between “I’m fine” and “I’m great”. He knows when something is wrong and won’t stop asking until you tell him because he doesn’t want you to feel that way and want you to be happy. He will say goodnight and good morning every day. He’s going to tell you if a guy isn’t good enough because he doesn’t want anyone to break your heart or hurt you in anyway. He wants you to stay you and not let a guy let you down. A guy best friend is someone who tells you everything every little detail. He’s going to tell you all the guns he has in his video games his collection of shoes, and his tricks he can do. If he does have a girlfriend he will make you guys best friends no matter how jealous she seems because it’s the two girls he cares the most about, and at the end of the day even if he doesn’t say I love you inside he does and deep down you know he does.

Are you and Justin dating? No way he’s like my brother hes just my boy best friend

Boy best friend by Sad hours August 6, 2018

single serving friend 

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...

Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.

single serving friend by Ayelura October 20, 2011