Facebook Freeloader

A person who likes every "I'll admit", "To be honest","Date","Rate" status knowing they will receive compliments in order to both make themself feel good and fill their wall with posts from so many different people.

Greg: Hey Adam look at all the compliments all these people give Joe on his wall. Everyone must like him.

Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.

by ig4thewin August 21, 2011

facebook brofficial

To confirm one's bromance with someone through making it Facebook Official by listing them as a brother regardless of gender.

Jon and I are facebook brofficial now; he confirmed me as his brother.

by whattabro June 28, 2010

facebook flirting

Were u consistently "like" a girl/guys satus on facebook. They then start liking yours. You then leave a few cheeky comments, they start leaving comments on yours. Then u private mail them a pic of your cock/tits...

I totaly hooked up with this girl
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting

by bobthemagicwizard December 17, 2012

facebook zone

When a person you want to either be friends with, date, be in a relationship with, or have sex with won't willingly hangout with you in person and limits you to communication through Facebook usually because they don't know you well or don't want to know you well for various reasons. Can sometimes include texting to an extent. Usually will make you feel like a desperate asshole for continuing to try (unless you're self-absorbed). Can sometimes be worse than the friendzone depending on the situation. Is extremely common with people you add and have mutual friends with but haven't met in person.

Clay - "Man, Emily facebook zoned me last night..."
Bob - "Ouch, how exactly?"
Clay - "I just asked if I could take her out and buy her dinner...she said she doesn't hangout with people she doesn't know well"
Bob - "Ooo, yeah, didn't you hear? Girls are allergic to dinner."

by Clay42 February 10, 2014

Facebook Philosopher

A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.

Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."

by Ingenious One August 31, 2013

Facebook-off

A virtual war taking place on facebook. Can arrive in the form of flame wars, poke fights, etc.

"God damnit, Jim won't stop poking me! I declare a facebook-off."

by Adoxographist May 20, 2009

facebook status

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.

"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."

by meowo May 26, 2014