eat shit and die

it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating

you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.

by flipynif November 17, 2004

eat me daddy

Telling someone to eat your pussy or ass. Can also be used as a way to get sexual attention

Please eat me daddy

by Papi/ April 3, 2017

eat your pussy

rubbing your tongue on a girlsclit.

male:hey babe you want me to eat your pussy.
Female: fuck yeah.

by ADingo8MyBaby August 13, 2018

eat her cheek

1. An term used to express the desire to eat the cheek of an attractive female. Used mostly to describe a female with a pretty or cute face. "Cheek" can refer to the buttocks, but normally refers to the cheek of the mouth.

2. A somewhat kinky expression similar to pee in her butt.

p1: That girl is really cute
p2: Yeah I'd eat her cheek

by cripple108 November 10, 2009

Eskimo eating out

The act of using one's nose to pleasure a vagina as if it were a tounge

Woah! i just finished eskimo eating out Janie and she came in my nose!

by stevielicks September 25, 2011

eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

chode eating chimaera

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.

"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."

by Zacharoth September 20, 2006