Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch
"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."
by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013
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CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.
by RVRGUY September 02, 2022
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Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 04, 2014
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Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.
I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out
by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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Crotch lace

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.
Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.
by Dr.KenBarlow June 07, 2022
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long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
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