Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs

Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.

by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024

Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.

Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!

by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.

Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.

by c2l2 September 4, 2022

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023