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It's chlorinated

That shitty excuse used by swimmers with bad hygiene. Pee, go in without showering, leave hair in the pool…as long as there's chlorine, idiots will assume it's perfectly okay.
Swimmer 1: Dude, why didn't you shower?
Swimmer 2: Why should I? It's chlorinated.
Swimmer 3: Yeah, there's chlorine in the water. It makes the water sterile.
It's chlorinated by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

pop a chlo 

when somebody lies to you about something ridiculous utterly ridiculous and then runs to daddy saying it’s your fault. Then proceeds to ruin 11+ years of friendship and never speaks to you again🥰
john- *lies to friends and runs to daddy*
jane- john man dont go pop a chlo

flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên 

i literally want to jump off a fucking cliff into a burning pit of boiling lava and bleach
i hate my life i flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên
-usually any meaning, mostly used in the meaning of saying hello
Bob:i know i will call jamie
(picks up phone nd calls jamie, ring ring)
jamie picks up
"chlome"
chlome by chlome September 3, 2006

Chloenglish 

A unique version of the English language, spoken by only those who have lived in New Zealand, the UK and the US.

Frequent use of archaic words from old England, predating the era of Henry VIII. Mixed in with a very unique pronunciation of such archaic words. Topped with use of words only found on SAT tests.
The fervent flavor of cacao nibs in the biscuit leads to stimulation can be rather moreish. Well, she surely speak Chloenglish.
Chloenglish by dankette September 10, 2011
The best blowjob you'll ever receive from a Chloe.
John: Omg did you get a Chlojob!?

Danny: Yeah it was the best bj of all time.
Chlojob by Cpridg May 25, 2014