Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017

Chinese flicker goon

James is a sigma gooner

James Chinese flicker goon.

by Chinese flicker goon January 15, 2025

Chinese chicken pride

When you're proud of the Chinese chicken you can make and others have made

Daaaaaang that's the Chinese chicken pride

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

by Dmart891 June 23, 2018

Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011