Carberload

Overload on carbs

"OMG major carberload"
"Definite carberload after all that food"
"Starting the diet again tomorrow, I just carberloaded"

by hazeltree September 11, 2011

Carttramp

When a skanky bitch sells her jewelry off a cart... on a beach

blond. fake boobs. wants to be slw. carttramp

by boobtastic316 June 23, 2012

Canterissiriat

A combination of the word "Canter", which is a term for how a horse runs, and "Commissariat", a department in a military force in charge of supplies.

Only used as a name for a not-that-well known writer and Garry's Mod community leader, which is where it gets it's context for "commissariat".

After various misspellings of "Canterissariat" as "Canterissiriat", "Canterissiriat" became the norm.

Pronounced Can't - er - iss - ear - e - at.

Canterissiriat has all of the skills.

All of them.

by Canterissiriat July 9, 2012

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Carversation

A conversation between two people in cars next to each other, usually about the amount of traffic. If aggressive or relating to a disagreement it's called a Cargument

I had a carversation with a hot girl today. I tried to hit on her but when she found out it quickly turned into a cargument.

by TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 July 12, 2014

Carberg

Carberg:
/kär/bərɡ/
noun: carberg; plural noun: carbergs
a large built-up mass of ice and snow attached to the underside of our vehicles in the winter after a snowfall.

Like an iceberg, only the tip may be visible when still clinging to the car, as icebergs floating on the ocean. Once exposed, carbergs are often much larger

"Man, my car is losing traction from the huge carbergs attached to the underside!

by Uncle Larry B February 5, 2015

canterbury kiss

if i plant my forehead quite fast and firmly on the bridge of your nose then you've been canterbury kissed.

i'd love to give him/her a canterbury kiss.

by dantefretwerk February 18, 2015