Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.

Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy

by RustyFruit November 30, 2022

easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.

"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."

by im at school right now January 12, 2023

sussy bakas play with tablet

my nice wallpaper

my wallpaper says sussy bakas play with tablet

by The first 6 keys in a keyboard March 12, 2023

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."

I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.

by uhTipy April 9, 2023

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Kaydie babes

Kayde is the most loving, caring, kindest and sweetest person that I know, there really are no words to describe her, she is just... stunning, she makes the stars look as if they are not shining. She brings joy to everyone's life, she is beautiful far beyond comparison and I love my Kaydie babes with all my heart. She really is the whole package, she is perfect, from head to toe. She is everything and more a guy could ever ask for, she is there for you through thick and thin, through all trials and tribulations no matter what, she does so much for her family and they take her for granted and hope that one day if we ever decide to part ways she finds a man who knows how to treat a woman the right way. Kayde, never forget that I love you with all my heart and all my soul

Damn, I wish I could get a kiss from Kaydie babes

by Meneer Pekeur September 2, 2024