angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.

Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

by GrimCode May 2, 2018

Angry Explosive Porcupine

Bakugou

No other context needed

the Angry Explosive Porcupine exploded my Broccoli boi

by Deku es broccoli boi January 5, 2020

angry cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.

Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.

by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018

The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.

Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...

by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023

Reverse Angry Dragon

A sexual act wherein one person orgasms in another person's ass so hard that it comes out of their nose.

Is she still breathing? I think that Reverse Angry Dragon might have killed her, bro!

by MilesLong August 1, 2022

Angry Birds Chrome

A version of the then-popular Angry Birds designed for the Google Chrome browser. It used to be available at chrome.angrybirds.com but now available as a cache online. It marked the new designs for all the characters. The 2011 version with older cutscenes were later modified to become Angry Birds Volcano and Angry Birds Wonderful Pistachios, which are still playable.

Guy 1: Angry Birds Chrome!
Guy 2: What is that even supposed to mean???
Guy 1: This is the actual Angry Birds game played online just like MinecraftForFree.com.

by JadenTheMoose November 18, 2021