alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

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steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

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Alex Wolff

A kid who's like 11 now and in the Naked Brothers Band. He wears doo rags, fake tattoos and has curly hair. He plays the drums and skateboards. He also hits on women who are like 24. He's gonna be a total player once he hits highschool.

"Dude, who's that curly haired little kid hitting on your girlfriend?"

"Oh, crap! Alex Wolff get away from my girlfriend! She's 11 years older than you man!"

by Langenbrunner Baby 15 March 7, 2009

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alex fish

A strange person with a fake sounding British accent that has 0 chill. Alex Fish can usually be spotted laughing at the music teachers corny jokes or being roasted by his peers. He is a releative of Eugene and they can usually be spotted about who will wear the trench coat to school.

"Dude We were all roasting Alex Fish in science and in the middle of the roast he told us he way bi!"

by IGotAutism March 1, 2017

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alex laid

Something that will never ever happen

Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen

by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 3, 2013

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Alex Fierro

A really good character from Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase series. Appears on the second book "Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor" . Genderfluid. Loki's child. Heterochromic ( has two different eye color).The best. Will cut your head. If you ship her with Magnus(the ship name is fierrochase, or beatrix, because malex gets confused with malec) , you will find a lot of potterey based fics.( There is not a lot of fics...)Call her " she" unless and untill she tells you.

Spoiler: People say FierroChase is cannon. I don't know. The 3th book is not tranlated to my main language and not sold in my country. Help me. I wanna read it.

Alex Fierro is the best.

by 71kedi October 22, 2017

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