Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.

guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Zachary

Only hits triples. However, will deny ever playing baseball.

I got hit with a Zachary last night. He left in the middle of the night on his bicycle :(

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Zach Towers

Big sexy ginger male who you’ll enjoy edging to

person: “i love edging to zach towers”
person 2: “same!”

by TurkishSigma October 29, 2023

Zach Lavine

A guy who can shoot the lights out but also is a known career loser

Yo I think imma bet Zach Lavine to score 30 and lose tonight. Should be a lock

by nbaoldboy December 15, 2023

Zach

One of the most corny fellas you'll ever meet. Never Fails to make you cringe at his cornyness and ruins your day without fail.

Dang, my day is ruined! Zach talked to me!!

by KennyKimmy December 19, 2023

Zach

Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend

Mikayla: Zach is the best ever he always supports me
Corah: Wow your so lucky to have Zach!

by Wolflin December 20, 2023

Zachary

Zachary is someone who you can always share a good laugh with, but they sometimes act very cocky and you have to give them a little reality check. They are often very creative and driven by the arts. They are typically on the taller side and athletic (doesn't have to be all muscle, though, sometimes just lean and in shape.) Overall, a great guy that is someone fun to have in your life.

Zachary is so funny, man! I can't believe he's still single.

by Marie2622 December 27, 2023