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Zombietwt 

A sub twitter where people there post themselves eating foods that are expired, moldy or found in a garbage can or a sidewalk.
Person1: Shtwt is so weird..
Person2: wait until You see Zombietwt.
Zombietwt by Sardines12312 February 15, 2025

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag 

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

Zombie Tweaker 

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
Zombie Tweaker by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
A person who has people fighting in their head.
In your head, In your head, they are fighting. With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their guns. In your head, in your head, they are crying. In your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie -ie -ie.
Zombie by Duxi7473 June 22, 2025

Zombie Love 

When you love a person for their brain and not how they look.
I have Zombie Love for Dr. K's surgical prowess.
Zombie Love by Nancy Jean July 21, 2025

zombie cat 

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
zombie cat by beamguru August 8, 2025