Windows Update

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

belly button windows

Windows of opportunity for enhanced vision providing unique novelty picture frames that help the inverted person see where they are going.

People with their heads up their asses need belly button windows to see where they are going.

by JimTheGeek December 20, 2007

Windows

An operating system designed to make envious Mac users to boot up their useless systems and post pointless Anti-Windows sentiment on Urban Dictionary, only to find out they can't run anything except Garage Band.

I'm bored with Garage Band lets go on Urban Dictionary and Bash Windows.

by Inyerdreams February 18, 2008

Windows

Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS.
Created by the worlds biggest asshole Bill Gates who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity.
Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it.
One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?!"
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Remember Kiddies, always use Linux ! :D

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: I just bought the new version of Windows !
Guy 1: Any Good ?
Guy 1: .....
Guy 1: ........
*Guy 2 Appears to be offline*
*Guy 2 Has Signed in*
Guy 1: Where did you go ?
Guy 2: My new version of Windows Crashed :(
Guy 1: Dude, you should seriously use Linux ¬_¬

by shoon81 July 22, 2006

Windows 11

A OS that requires you to be one of the 3 people that have TPM 2.0 and even if you do have it, it will either say "NO YOU DONT HAVE TPM 2" or run like a piece of shit.

Windows 11 in a nutshell:
- Man:Upgrades
- Computer:You need TPM 2.0. You will, however, keep getting updates to windows 10 , aka the trashiest os ever.
- Man:I got TPM 2.0 today, but windows still won't let me upgrade.>:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

by Omskmapping July 9, 2021

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

windows update

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.

Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.

by brandon soule December 8, 2003