Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Wet StickMan

Drawing a stick man on a guys dick with permanent marker. Then proceeding to try and suck it all off as fast as possible.

“Dude, that bitch gave me a Wet Stickman last night!”

by Rubah Dub Dub November 8, 2020

wet wipe

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 8, 2017

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

wet sally

like a wet willie, but worst, it's in your nose.

her -"it was so gross he gave me a wet sally all i can smell is his breath"

by thiccthotpatrol June 5, 2018