Waffle

Waffle (used in refrance to extreme sport)

Waffle (n.)

The word waffle, in reference to extreme sports, originated from its use in describing interference on a short wave or HAM radio.

Eventually the word was used in skiing, to inform a friend what the landing of a cliff or kicker was like. In the skiing sense, waffle means ice, moguls, rock, trees or other undesired obstacles at the landing of a jump.

Now this term can be used in a wide range of outdoor sports including, mountian biking, sledding, long boarding, and any sport involving shredding.

HAM radio operator: "there's a lot of radio waffle, I can't under stand him"

Skier: "you'll need a lot of speed, there's about 7 feet waffle you need to clear at the base"

Long boarder: "dude I totally wiped out! Didn't see all that waffle on the road"

by Proveyourpoint April 17, 2014

Waffle housing

When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock

Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?

Addison: FUCK yeah I do

by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015

waffleboarding

Waffleboarding is the act of down on someone with blues waffle and then while you are licking you are squirted in the face with an infected boil.

Janet loves waffleboarding me when I give her oral

by Ldg1976 April 9, 2021

toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted

grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

by jebend sally May 31, 2009

Blue waffle

Blue waffles is a sex disease we're your dick or pussy has these blue bumps it's like herpes but worse it looks like blue cheese #have fun eating waffles

Girl/before we have sex I got dat BW
Boy/what is bw
Girl/it's DAT blue cheese (blue waffle)
Boy/OH I LOVE BLUE CHEESE MAN I'M EATING DAT BW
Girl/oh OK have at it pulls Dow her pants

Boy/OH FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S ALL OVER YOUR PUSSY THAT BLUE CHEESE I'M NOT EATING DAT

by Ded eye August 14, 2017

Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY

Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009

waffle

Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

I am a waffle, and I am proud.

by Relic January 15, 2005