yank the turkey

yank the turkey means you put your hand around your penis and ejaculate.
southern slang term

yank the turkey is when you place your hand/s around your penis and ejaculate.

by Bobby Booba February 19, 2009

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014

fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

jive turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

by Raleford July 25, 2008

jive turkey

tofu turkey, tofurkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!

by jilmn November 3, 2010

Turkey Delight

The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.

I hd some turkey delight during that sex

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006