fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

jive turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

by Raleford July 25, 2008

jive turkey

tofu turkey, tofurkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!

by jilmn November 3, 2010

Turkey Delight

The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.

I hd some turkey delight during that sex

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

turkeyhead

similar to a chickenhead but she's a lil thicker n a lot better at gobblin' it down

Damn son, that turkeyhead can gobble like a pro

by king ryno April 6, 2008

Turkey trot

loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance

When I take a shit i have to move my Turkey Trot on top of my lap so they dont hit the water.

by Miltope January 25, 2016

herby turkey

Primary: A lunch sandwich one can purchase at Johnny’s Bagels in Bethlehem PA.

Secondary: a person who is very miz, gay, and a huge herb...Hence herby turkey

B Pell graduate of Lehigh University 05' is quite the herby turkey.

by E mon IE October 20, 2006