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calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024
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Rusty Tugboat

Ben was super excited when Andrea was willing to do the Rusty Tugboat
by ScoopinAllDay March 17, 2026
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Irish Tugboat

Like its cousin the French tugboat this is where the balls are placed into a bowl of lucky charms cereal then the other party blows bubbles into the cereal milk.
“Fuck the chocolate milk tonight I’m going for an Irish Tugboat, where’s the lucky charms?”
by DawsThaBoss September 3, 2025
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Zimbabwean tugboat

When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.
Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.
by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025
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Topsy-turban

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"
by anonymous October 29, 2025
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Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.
Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.
by squiggles62 December 19, 2025
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Phill the Tugboat

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks
OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!
by eddie 12345678 June 6, 2018
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