when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
by Anonymous December 25, 2009
Get the turtle mug.A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.
This may be done repeatedly.
Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
by Louis Magus Crow June 15, 2012
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1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!
1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.
1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.
by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006
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If turtle ever gave me a chance to be a part of her world it would make all of my dreams come true. She is all that and a lifetime supply of chips.
by Boo Cakes October 21, 2008
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by John E. November 12, 2002
Get the Turtleneck mug.Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.
"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
by Sexy Mushroom Face December 4, 2011
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