hotel toast

hotel toast - someone who used to be hot... but isn't now.

he used to be really hot... but now he's hotel toast

by peggy the pirate January 3, 2008

Cracking Toast Bobbett!

A nonsensical exclamation used in situations of unexplainable awesomeness.

Person 1: So, I heard you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: Cracking toast bobbett!
Person 1: Lol wut?
Person 2: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN

by Errorsolver January 12, 2009

Spanish toast

English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.

Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Viking toast

A traditional toast where everyone whips their dicks out and vigorously slaps them on the table

“We propose a Viking toast in honor of the bride and groom.”

by Viking daddy November 21, 2017

Wet Toast Sandwich

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

by Meme investigator September 16, 2018

Burnt toast

When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.

Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire

by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021

Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009